Do not eat the compost
Do not eat the seeds, it is ok to eat them when they are corn, but not now
It is ok to move the pots of newly planted seeds, but not upend them
Do put the seed potatoes into the planting box nicely
Do not ram the seed potatoes into the planting box as hard as you can
Do not eat the compost
Do not eat the peat planters
Do not eat the seed potatoes
It is good to put the seeds in the earth in the peat planters and then poke earth over them gently
Do not eat the filled peat planters; they are not burritos
Do not eat the compost FOR THE LAST TIME
Playing on the slide during planting is actively encouraged
The cat does not want seed potatoes, ungrateful beast
Do not suddenly learn how to open the garden gate and run into the road while my back is briefly turned
Watering the plants is good, but NAPPIES MUST STAY ON
He still managed a mouthful of compost. Eugh.
(giggling)
ReplyDeleteI let Suzy cram her mouth full of sand. My theory is that sand doesn't taste nice. I haven't seen her try again.
She does however like to make me say no, as if that is a cool game.
So umm, did the Boy survive? no tummy ache?
I wonder how many times you have to say "no" in a day? Hope you're enjoying the garden.
ReplyDeleteCan't help but chuckle over your son's not listening to you about the compost.
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